Drunken Suspicions

If you're in a long distance relationship, or if you're in a relationship where things aren't going so well, do not, I repeat, do not contact your man when you are inebriated unless you're in a particularly happy mood. If the alcohol is taining your view with unfounded suspicions, do not call him, e-mail him, text him, or otherwise contact him in any way. In fact, try not to think about the things you're thinking, because this is one of those side effects of alcohol that can lead to unnecessary heartache.